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Cass Vernon

Greg Vernon's wife! Cassidy Anne Stanswick Vernon was born Nov. 30, 1995. She never really knew her dad and brothers, but she is still extremely close with her sister and mom. Her mom, Celia, was extremely wealthy, raising the two girls in wealth as well. Cass met Greg when he was broke and living in a tiny apartment with Dan in January 2015, when she and Greg were only 18. They started dating in February of that year, and dated for over four years before getting married in September 2019. Now, they have two kids together- Grace, born 2020, and Spencer, born 2022. She is bubbly, generous, outgoing, and humorous, but also a private person who prefers to keep personal things personal.

Elora Carson

Elora (El) was born April 18, 2020. She is the biological daughter of August Carson and Viera Hall. August did not actually know Viera was pregnant when she was, because he had reason to believe he would never be able to have kids, so he left. She couldn't find him, as he got famous shortly after she gave birth, so for two years, she parented El alone. She was struggling, however, so in late 2020, she gave full custody to August and Jonas Rivne. El is now very much like her dad (Gus), being sassy, dramatic, and flamboyant. She's right between tomboy and girly, having a more abrasive personality and enjoying activities like running around outside and playing in mud, but she loves Disney movies and bright colors, especially pink, with glitter on everything.

Elyse LaBoy

Daniella Elyse LaBoy is the touring keyboardist and woodwind player for DLL. She joined shortly after Seth quit the band. She is not an official member because she only tours with them, she does not do any recording. Also, she's a 21-year-old girl, so she kind of hates being around them for long periods of time and doesn't hang out with them much on tour- she's actually around Lipstixx much more. However, she does consider all of DLL friends and she's very thankful to have the opportunity to tour with them.

Jack Perez

Jack (creator: mb11kmb) was born April 06, 1974. His musical career began in the 90s, and he peaked in the 2000s, but his band, Synonym, still exists today. He is the frontman and lead singer, and he is idolized by August Carson. The two met and became friends in 2020, and their friendship grew as Gus subconsciously viewed him as a father figure as well. In 2023, however, Gus finally noticed that Jack was actually not a great person, and distanced himself. He wrote a song called Miraculous and put it on the 2023 album Dying In A Dream. Jack is aware that the song is about him and Gus's conflicted feelings towards their relationship.

Mark Walter White

Mark WW, born January 18, 2001, is one of Jonas Rivne's best friends. He is the lead guitarist for the band Pez & Needles, as well as owning multiple companies and co-owning many of them with Jon. These include an energy drink line called Tidal, a restaurant chain, a moving company, and a line of guitars. Mark is often compared to MrBeast because he is extraordinarily wealthy (from inheritance, investment, and luck), but is also extremely generous, giving money out for free regularly and always trying to help others. His love for Jon is platonic but does not always seem that way, as it is very passionate and unwavering. The two of them drunkenly got married in Vegas and have kissed on more than one occassion. Mark is straight, surprisingly, but it is often joked that he is "Jonsexual." He is very much autistic. He has no concept of social norms and lacks common sense, but does know finance and is fluent in spanish, as well as being a skilled guitar player. When describing Mark, the first word that comes to mind for many is "stupid."

Patrick Wllanfairgogerych

Patrick is Deflated Left Lung's manager, as well as the COO of Cat People Records. He brought DLL to fame from their New Orleans dive bar days, and goes with them on their stadium tours now. He does love all four of them and their families, but he is not an affectionate person, so many outsiders can't tell. He's social when he needs to be and is very good at business- he has mastered the art of schmoozing. Extremely private and reserved, he prefers to be alone, but if you can get him talking about an interest, he will never stop.

Rory Tumbler

Rory (creator: alliumeyes) is the lead singer of the band Shoot the Shot Glass. He met August Carson in 2023 at an end-of-the-year party for Cat People Records. The two quickly hit it off, and now the bands are friends. Gus and Rory have recorded music together and shown up in public together so many times that their friendship got them on the cover of AltPress magazine, getting STSG a lot of newfound fame.

Seth Canmore

Seth was originally the fifth member of DLL, being the keyboardist, saxophonist, and many other things. Eventually, after the Nobody's Sober Tour drama, he decided to officially quit the band. However, he remains the band's producer and often plays a wide variety of instruments for studio recordings. He is still close friends with all of them, especially Gus. He plays over 20 different instuments. Seth is Puerto Rican and grew up around New Orleans, Louisiana.

SIDE CHARACTERS!

Imani Ackinleye

Imani is the bassist of the band Lipstixx, she is the most introverted and the least problematic. All of the band is from California.


Megan Buffet

Megan is the singer and rhythm guitarist of Lipstixx, and dated Mark Walter White of Pez & Needles for a few months. She has a history of drug problems and extremely minor legal trouble, despite looking like the most innocent little country girl.


Mariam Adel

Mari is the biggest troublemaker of the band, with even more substance abuse issues than Megan, and she has brought August Carson into it MANY times. She's the lead guitarist of Lipstixx and has been called the Pete Wentz of the band, by being more of a frontman than the frontman.